I have spent the past 35 years writing trivia as a profession. Of the 8 billion people living on Earth today, I believe I may be the only person able to make that claim. It’s likely you will never again encounter another person like me. I am a unique and valuable resource. I amassed a very vast collection of factoids, all fastidiously filed. It is easy for me to dip into this deep well of trivia and pull out a bucketful of infotainment on any topic.